Discover Your Inner Idiot Here.
Acres upon acres where you’ll be able to range free, enjoy the winery, meadery, brewery, steakhouse, distillery, iron forge, wood shop, golf course, rifle range, swimming pool, and more. For our more adventurous seasoned citizens, you’ll roam safely with your own seasoned-citizen-sized hamster ball, which floats, should you inadvertently wander too close to a body of water.
Seansylvania has something for everyone, but it isn’t for everyone…not everyone is Seansylvania material. Our rigorous application process helps us to keep our insanity in check on the compound.
Do you think you’re “Seansylvania-Ready”? Visit our “Is Compound Living Right for Me?” page and see if you’re ready.