Our People
These are the people who make compound living at Seansylvania possible.
Sean M.
Founder
Our founder and compound patriarch, Sean is the driving force behind the exclusive compound Seansylvania. He enjoys long walks on the beach, creating compounds, and food.
Julia M.
Compound Matron
Julia has been with our founder for over 30 years. Her unfortunate mental decline over those years is largely due to spending time with her mother-in-law, whose mental deterioration is apparently communicable. Julia is responsible for all of the textile fabrications on the compound.
Corey M.
CFO
Corey has since abandoned his parents and no longer mows their lawn or takes down their trash. We are considering removing him from the board of directors.
Our Story
Seansylvania was born from a desire for simplicity.